A priest, a rabbi, and a minister decide to see whoโs best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together.
The priest begins. โWhen I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.โ
โI found a bear by the stream,โ says the minister, โand preached Godโs holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.โ
They both look down at the rabbi, who is wrapped almost head to toe in a body cast.
โLooking back,โ he sighs, โmaybe I shouldnโt have started with the circumcision.โTo enable your Ad-Free Subscription, please fill the fields below
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