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Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to fishlam.
Come with me, letโ€™s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
The Priest, The Rabbi and the Bear A priest, a rabbi, and a minister decide to see whoโ€™s best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins. โ€œWhen I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.โ€ โ€œI found a bear by the stream,โ€ says the minister, โ€œand preached Godโ€™s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.โ€ They both look down at the rabbi, who is wrapped almost head to toe in a body cast. โ€œLooking back,โ€ he sighs, โ€œmaybe I shouldnโ€™t have started with the circumcision.โ€
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