Colors Jokes

I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I red a joke about colors once. It blue my mind.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
How many colors are in the rainbow? I haven't got a blue.
While rainbows must be many colors, they should always stay blue to themselves.
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