Clause Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
My HOA agreement has a statement mandating we have an inflatable Santa displayed in our yard during December.
There is a Santa clause.
What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
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