Chat Jokes

What do you call two fat people having a chat? A heavy discussion.
What do you call two fat people having a chat? A heavy discussion
What’s Thanos’ favorite app to talk to friends?
Snap chat.
Q. What do swine use to chat up a date?
A. Pig-Up Lines!
I met her in chat, she was neat,
her photo was pretty, petite.
we met for a meal,
I saw her for real,
I screamed and then ran down the street!
Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared.
And that's the story.
Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Juliet? ‘Cause my name is Gnomeo.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
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