Cattle Jokes

When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Why doesnโ€™t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
A cowboy emigrated to Wales
and opened a ranch at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Unfortunately, none of his cattle survived the branding.
My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
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