Brie Jokes

There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris.
There's nothing left but de Brie.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All thatโ€™s left is da brie.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What is a cheese loverโ€™s favorite type of music?
R nโ€™ Brie.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
โ€œYou gouda brie kidding!โ€
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
โ€œI dis a brie.โ€
Whatโ€™s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
โ€œHello. Is it brie youโ€™re looking for?โ€
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
One Saturday morning at three,
A cheese monger's shop in Paree.
Collapsed to the ground,
With a thunderous sound,
Leaving only a pile of de brie.
A cheese factory exploded in France...
da brie is everywhere.
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