Whatโs black and white with red spots?
A panda with the measles.
Whatโs black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
A panda on roller skates.
Whatโs black and white, has four legs and a trunk?
Two pandas on holiday.
Whatโs black and white and bounces?
A rubber panda.
Whatโs black and white and yellow?
A cowardly panda.
Whatโs black and white and as hard as a rock?
A panda thatโs fallen in cement.
Whatโs black and white and very noisy?
A panda with a set of drums.
Whatโs black and white and stands in the corner?
A naughty panda.
Why do pandas like old movies?
Because theyโre in black and white.
Whatโs black and white and goes round and round?
A panda stuck in a revolving door.
Whatโs black and white and goes up and down?
A panda whoโs stuck in a lift.
Whatโs black and white and red all over?
A sunburned panda.