Why did the Archaeopteryx get the most worms?
Because he was an early bird.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
My dad told me to finish his bird painting. He painted the head, torso and legs.
To be honest, I just winged it.
My dad told me to finish his bird painting. He painted the head, torso and legs.
To be honest, I just winged it.
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird?
A feather boa.
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird?
It is also known as the Toucan
Can one tropical bird change a lightbulb?
No, but toucan.
Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup?
Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
My exotic bird challenged me to a game of chess
I told him, "Toucan play at that game."
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree and the owl turns to the squirrel and says.
Nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.
The New Circus Performer
The New Circus Performer A circus manager is busy tiding is office when a scrawny little guy walks in the door. He walks over to the manager, and he says "Are you the boss here?" The manager says "Yeah. What do you want?" He says "I'd like to join the circus. I got an act." The guy says "Oh, yeah? Well, let me see what it is." So this little guy goes over to the center pole, and he starts climbing up the pole. And he goes all the way up. He climbs up and up and up. He goes all the way up to the very peak of the big top. And he looks down, and he takes a deep breath, and he leaps off, and he starts flapping his arms. And he starts flying! And he flies all around the big top! He goes all the way around the place. He goes around the center pole. He goes loop-de-loop through the trapezes. Then he gets all the way up, and he takes a nosedive right down to the ground, flapping his arms like mad. And he lands right next to the boss. And he says "Well, what do ya think?" "That's all you do? Says the boss disdainfully, "Bird imitations?"