Balance Jokes

We are perfect balance for each other.
Me: "Alexa check my bank balance and tell me which apple product can I buy?"
Alexa- "Apple juice."
I did it! Dad said to save my money til my balance looks like a phone number.....
Available balance: $9.11.
My bank is really proud of me.
According to them, I have an outstanding balance!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
There was a young lady of Cork,
Whose Pa made a fortune in pork.
He bought for his daughter,
A tutor who taught her,
To balance green peas on her fork.
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