Balance

To Marie Antoinette whispered Montesquieu,
“Madame la Reine, do you want to squieu?
I’ll balance your powers
For hours and hours
Until I have bend your hole a-skew.”
There was a young lady of Cork,
Whose Pa made a fortune in pork.
He bought for his daughter,
A tutor who taught her,
To balance green peas on her fork.
My bank is really proud of me.
According to them, I have an outstanding balance!
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.