Backed Jokes

I ran into my ex in town yesterday. Then I ran over him and backed up to run into him again.
Did you hear about the baker that accidentally backed into an open oven...?
His buns were toasted.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got behind in his work.
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?'
The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.'
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
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