Arts

What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
What do you call a pig that knows martial arts?
Pork Chop
What do you call someone who lost her Marital arts tournament?
Divorced.
There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s hard to keep track of.
Kind of.. Kung Fusing
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
I’m sick of martial arts.
I have kung flu.
A Chinese Guy stands next to me in a bar and starts drinking

I asked him: "Do you know any of those martial arts like Ju jitsu, or Kung Fu?"

"Why do you ask, is it because I'm Chinese?"

"No it's because you're drinking my beer."