April Jokes

“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?
I planted myself on the sofa at the beginning of April and I've grown bigger ever since.
Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s
They were literally born yesterday.
Easter and April Fools’ are on the same day this year.
For efficiency, send your kids to look for eggs that you haven’t hidden.
In the spirit of Easter, I've hidden eggs around the appartment.
In the spirit of April Fools, I'm not telling my roommates.
GF - I'm sorry babe but I've cheated on you.

BF - I'm sorry as well, I've also cheated on you.

GF - April fools day!

BF - Mine was on the 24th of March.
Surviving an attempted murder on April 1st.
Is just gods way of saying "April Fools"
Why Do News Channels love April Fools Day?
Because it's socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.
This April fools, I decided to swipe right on only the ugly people on Tinder and then burn them.
Still no matches.
As an April fools joke, I told my SO that I was pregnant...
...sadly she didn't fall for it.
Easter this year is April Fools Day
Just remember that so you don't fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
For April fools my girlfriend replaced my alphabits with Cheerios.
I have no words to say how angry I am.
Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?
The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
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