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I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
Let’s both be naughty and save Santa the trip tonight.
The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast too.
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
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