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How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
Why do native Americans hate the snow?
Because it is white and settles all over their land.
‪I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a pot. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. ‬
My neighbor said a man walked into my garden and stole my mangoes.
I am wondering where did that mango.
My wife looked at me and said “You think you’re pretty sharp, don’t you?”
A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in Africa. One of the pupils replies, “five zebras and a lion”.
Zebras usually hold strong opinions. They are very black and white creatures.
What do you get if you cross a pelican and zebra? Two streets further away.
All these years of technological developments and I still haven’t seen a colour photo of a zebra.
Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.
What do you call a cross between a donkey and a zebra?
Debra.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!"
The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male."
They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want AIDS."
My wife just yells from upstairs and asks "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

Sounding concerned, I reply, "No..."

A few seconds of silence, and then she shouts: "How about now?"