Achieve Jokes

What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?
It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
Dave Barry
“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying.”
Woody Allen
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