Accidents Jokes

Dolphins don't have accidents.
They do everything on porpoise.
What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? She moved.
Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.
Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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