Access Jokes

A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
How do you kill a troll?
Take away its internet access.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,

Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.

Sincerely, your service provider.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
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