Access Jokes

It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn't block access to porn sites on the internet.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,

Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.

Sincerely, your service provider.
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
I can't stand Greek salads.
I like un-feta'd access to my greens.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
How do you kill a troll?
Take away its internet access.
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