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Accept Jokes

Grammar Puns
Nothing runs a pun like bad spelling, accept poor grammar's.
Wine Puns
"Will you accept this rosรฉ?"
Nuts Puns
Why doesnโ€™t the squirrel accept cash or credit at his store? Because it only accepts cash.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I sent the club a wire stating, 'Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.'"
River Puns
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Funny Animal Quotes
โ€œDonโ€™t accept your dogโ€™s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.โ€

- Ann Landers.
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