Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
What do you say when a kazoo player sneezes?
Kazoontite.
I tried looking up ice cream puns on the Internet...
But then my browser froze.
What do you call a goat that’s lazy?
Billy Idle.
“Watch out! The road curves ahead” cried the skeleton.
“It’s spine“ replied the driver.
What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
“A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.” - Phyllis Diller
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Why was the square dance fiddler arrested for smuggling?
Because of his contra band...
I'm snow bored.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? RUDEolph.
What is the energy provider’s favorite dance? The electric slide.”
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale!
Julius Caesar's brother was the first historically known epileptic.
His name? Julius Seizure.
How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients? They cut a dill.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
What do you call a walnut in a narwal costume? A nar-walnut.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
What does a zombie say as he squishes your brains between his fingers?
Got your knows.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
Two candies had a beautiful wedding. They were truly mint to be
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Happy Birthday, Old Buddy!
Are you like me a bit?
I let my mind wander,
It didn't come back...
But better over the hill...
...than under it.
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
I tried to tell my favourite joke about trains, but it got derailed.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
I feel like we're in tune
An army of werewolves is known as a Fur-eign Legion.
My partner has been having nightmares that he’s a truck. He always wakes up tyred and exhaust-ed.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
"Gray hair is God’s graffiti." – Bill Cosby
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
What is another term for trombone?
A wind-driven, manually operated pitch approximator.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Why didn’t the skeleton scare the trick-or-treaters on Halloween?
He didn’t have the heart.
Where do fish stay on a campsite?
Fish stay in tentacles while they are camping!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Another candle on your cake?
Well, that's no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the d*** thing out.
What's worse than a dragon speaking to you?
The money that you have to pay for therapy.
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