Jokes that are either one liners, puns, knock knock jokes or funny pick up lines as well as some funny insults and comebacks.

What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Why do saxophone players get so many dates?
Because they have sax appeal
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
The Queen of the Nile was said to always show a bit of leg...
but Nefertiti.
A blonde is a living person with a specific hair color, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.
The hipster burnt his tongue. He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
I gifted my girlfriend a star for her birthday
I think its perfect, she said she needed some space.
What do you call a joke that isn’t funny? A sentence.
How many books can you put in an empty backpack? One! After that its not empty!
A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
I'm going to combine my interests of taxidermy and bomb making
by making you an otter you can't defuse.
How do you know that beer makes you smarter?
Because it made bud wiser.
What do you call a cow that plays the saxophone? A blues moo-sician.
My dad was the top clown at the circus, but unfortunately he passed away.
I guess I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
I'm fondue you, it's true
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
My exotic bird challenged me to a game of chess
I told him, "Toucan play at that game."
What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
A drama dairy.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Import-ant.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Guess who just woke up to 19 missed calls and 30 messages from his ex?
My ex.