Can February March? No. But April May.
What was the seal's favorite subject in school?
ART ART ART!
What did the painter say to the wall? One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!
What three candies can you find in every school? Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean? Because they dropped out of school!
What do you call having your grandma on speed dial? Instagram.
What kind of flower doesn't sleep at night? The Day-zzz
If there’s an invasion army of endless flies attacking, who you gonna call?
The fly S.W.A.T. Team!
What does one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!
What vehicle has 4 wheels and flies? a garbage truck.
Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue.
Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? Because he wanted to work over-time!
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his parents were in a jam!
What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me and we will go places!
What do you call two fat people having a chat? A heavy discussion
What's taken before you get it? Your picture.
What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got you covered!
Batman walks into a superhero-only pool, he is quickly stopped by a guard, the guard points to a sign that says
"No swimming without supervision."
Why is it so windy inside a stadium?
There are hundreds of fans.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.
Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
What do you call a horse that can't lose a race? Sherbet
What did the tailor think of her new job? It was sew sew.
What do you call a frozen dog? A pupsicle.
What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A stamp.
Which is the longest word in the dictionary? "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"!
What do you call a book that's about the brain? A mind reader.
What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in? A water
Did you hear about the circus fire? Yeah, it was in'tents'.
When do you stop at green and go at red? When you're eating a watermelon!
Why is your foot more special than your other body parts? Because they have their own soul. What is heavy forward but not backward? Ton.
Q: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?
A: I don't know, the dentist kept it.
What does the Lone Ranger say when he takes out the garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
Where do cows go on December 31st?
A moo year’s eve party.
Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo.
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
Did you hear the joke about the germ? Never mind. I don't want to spread it around
What do you call a computer that sings? A-Dell
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.
What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George? 2 Fast 2 Curious
What's easy to get into but hard to get out of? Trouble
Who earns a living driving their customers away? A taxi driver. What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO
What do you call a ghosts mom and dad? Transparents
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one!
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