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20 Hilarious Grammar Jokes For You to Enjoy

By: Jake Ramirez
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 Don't you just love a good pun? They become even funnier when they're related to grammar, as you're about to see below: Here are 17 hilarious grammar jokes for you to enjoy: 
 
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? A: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “To.” “To who?” “Actually, it’s to whom.”
Q: Why should you never date an apostrophe? A: They’re too possessive
Q: What do you call Santa’s little helpers? A: Subordinate clauses
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Q: What happened when the verb asked the noun to conjugate? A: The noun declined.
 
Q: Why did Shakespeare only write in ink? A: Pencils confused him — 2B or not 2B?
I invented a new word! Plagiarism.
Never leave alphabet soup on the stove and then go out. It could spell disaster.
When I was young there was only 25 letters in the Alphabet? Nobody knew why.
Q: Which word becomes shorter after you add two letters to it? A: Short
Q: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.
Q: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.
Q: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.
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