When you retire, you get to say some new phrases. Here are some ideas for lines to put on your bumper so that the whole world will know you may be retired, but your sense of humor sure isn't!
These Funny Hospital Photos Are Bound to Crack You Up
These hospital photos are bound to make you scream with laughter!
The Differences Between Moms & Dads Are Often Hilarious!
There's no doubting that moms and dads are different, and these hilarious pictures definitely back up that notion. Here are 15 differences between Mom and Dad.
These 16 Hilarious Cat Photos Made My Day!
Cats are the funniest pets in the world and these 16 photos prove it.
Here Are the Most Confusing Pictures Seen Online This Year
Some photos just leave you scratching your head until you figure out what's going on. Here are 15 of the most confusing photos seen on the internet in 2018.
These Hilarious Pictures Will Have You Laughing Out Loud
These photos will have you laughing out loud.
These Miserable Men Have Been Waiting For Their Wives...
These photos of miserable men waiting for their wives and girlfriends to finish shopping are hilarious.
10 Quotes on Grace and Inner Strength by Jackie Kennedy
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis's grace and inner strenght are an inspiration for many to this day. Here are the most memorable of the former First Lady.
The Vibrant City of New York Like You've Never Seen Before
These aerial photographs of the Big Apple by Yann Arthus-Bertrand show the unmitigated beauty New York City has to offer us.
What You See Will Tell Us About Your Heart
What kind of heart pumps in your chest? Answer these 10 photo questions to give us an idea.
Which Flower IS IT? (Part III)
We'd like you to help us label these flowers, we're not sure which is which!
From Latin to English - Can You Do It?
Will the similarity to other languages help you figure out what these Latin phrases would look like in English? Let's find out!
26 Pictures that Prove We Will Never Truly Understand Cats
Cats seem to be cool and on top of everything most of the time, but they can get extremely goofy, here's proof
Men Are So Easy to Trick...
This singles ad was reported to have been listed in the Melbourne Herald Sun some time ago.
Joke Collection: 20 Saint Peter Jokes!
Joke Collection: 20 St. Peter Jokes!
The Art of Comeback Was Perfected Many Years Ago
The art of witty comebacks was created and perfected many years ago. Take a look at this collection of the wittiest comebacks.
Great JOKE: Who Should Be Boss?
Who should be the boss - Great joke
Hilarious! These Rude 'Chinese' Proverbs Got Me Giggling
Ok, so they may not really be Chinese, but they are certainly funny!
Classic Comedy: Meet Gerald, the Livid Gorilla
Rowan Atkinson hasn't always been Mr Bean! In this hilarious sketch, he plays an altogether more hairy character.
Joke: A Female Secret...
Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control.
Hilarious Joke: Why Motherhood is For the Young...
There's a reason motherhood is for the young...
Joke: Fred's Last Important Note
Always check before you read something aloud...
13 Hilarious Protest Signs That'll Make You Laugh
Some people like to think that holding up signs will achieve something, but others go to protests for a laugh. Here are 13 funny examples.
Joke: A Topic of Conversation
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blondee.
This Joke Begins With 2 Guys Bungee Jumping...
This joke begins with 2 friends going bungee jumping in Mexico...
You’ll Feel Lucky On Seeing the Bad Days These People Had
These people happen to have been around friends and family with cameras at the exact moment when their day went from good to bad
You Will Roll Over Laughing Watching These Animals!
These animals and their antics will crack you up, and leave you wanting more!
Wife Makes Hilariously Accurate Comics About Married Life!
Adrienne Hedger has gained immense popularity for her hilarious cartoons that perfectly depict every day situations in married life
Joke: Honey, I Want You to Know...
After a dinner in which a young lady introduces her fiancee to her parents, her mother instructs her father to go on a fact-finding mission...
Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary when they discover a genie...
The Egg or the Chicken? A Short Story About Love.
A cute animated short movie about an unlikely relationship between a chicken, and a pig with a big dilemma.
Joke: The Old Rooster and the New Rooster
This joke begins with an old rooster facing up with a cocky newcomer. But he's much smarter than the new rooster, as we will see.
Joke: The 13 Funniest Things Said During a Colonoscopy!
13 Funniest Things Said During a Colonoscopy
Joke: The European Afterlife
What is the European hell and what is the European heaven? Find out in this hilarious joke.
Joke: The Smartphone Poem!
My new phone is "smart." I guess that I'm not. Amazing what all this here smartphone has got.
Have You Heard This Joke? What Happened Last Night??
He really can't remember what happened last night...
Joke: It's not Easy Being Casual
The story of a company that just couldn't handle Casual Day...
Life Is Funny, Especially With These.
Our selection for this week's hilarious comics, there's a lot to smile and giggle about on this page. So if you need a moment to smile, or indeed some solid minutes - we've got you covered.
Joke: The Golden Toilets
This joke starts with two boys and one outlandish claim.
Joke: The Tricky Questions...
A little boy has some questions for the teacher...
I've Been to the Zoo, But I've Never Seen THIS
I would have given a lot to be at that zoo at that particular time. What a laugh!
Classic Comedy: The Airline Pilot at the Bar
Watch Dean Martin, Ken Lane & Foster Brooks in a classic Comedy Routine about a pilot who comes into a bar just before work...
Joke: The New CEO and His First Decision
General Motors, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
This Joke Begins With a Very Happy Ferrari Owner...
This old man's moped is surprisingly fast in this hilarious joke!
Joke: A Blonde at the Doctor's
A blonde woman came in for a routine physical at the doctor’s office.
Some Dogs Just Don't Know how to Play Fetch...
These dogs are not very good at playing 'fetch'...
This Joke Begins With Two Communists...
This joke begins with 2 communists wanting to emigrate to the USSR...
Joke: Proving Men Have One Thought
The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:
These Cats Do Get Frisky!
An adorable and hilarious compilation of our favorite kind - the kind where cats are up to silly things...
Joke: An Unexpected Invitation
Sam had been in the computer business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Minnesota as far from humanity as possible. Sam saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month.
Joke: Acting Like an Ape
One day, Bob decided to go to the zoo. When he got to the ape cage, he found himself looking at a big male ape, who was staring right back at him...
Things are Not Always What They Seem, Especially These!
You look at something, only to soon realize that what you thought you saw was something else entirely. Now, add humor to that equation and you have the work of Shanghai Tango.
Joke: The Shepard, the Priest and Timbuktu
A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game...
These Band-Aid Solutions Will Do Just the Trick, For Now...
These pictures show us some of the hilariously resourceful quick fixes and makeshift solutions people have tried to put together in the past
Joke: 10 Murphy's Laws that'll Make You Laugh!
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to go to the restroom.
Joke: The Woman of Choice
The life experience of this man with women is quite an ordeal, and so our joke begins with his first dating experience, at age 16...
Joke: Three Blondes in Heaven...
Three blondes are in front of the Heavenly Gate...
Joke: The Abusive Patient and the Patient Doctor
This joke begins with a very irritating patient insulting everyone at the doctor's office.
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