Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Whatever coats your boat.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Variety is the ice of life.
The weather outside is snow joke.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!