Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
It was mitten in the stars.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Skiing is believing!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
After all is sled and done.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Whatever coats your boat.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Variety is the ice of life.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
How Rudolf you to say that!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
The weather outside is snow joke.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
I only have ice for you!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!