Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
After all is sled and done.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
We've reached the point of snow return.
That was thaw-some!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
I only have ice for you!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Can I Alp you?
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
It was mitten in the stars.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
It’s a winterful day!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!