What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Can I Alp you?
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
I only have ice for you!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
It was mitten in the stars.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
The weather outside is snow joke.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
We've reached the point of snow return.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Icy what you did there!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...