Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Can I Alp you?
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Skiing is believing!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
We've reached the point of snow return.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
It’s a winterful day!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
How Rudolf you to say that!
I only have ice for you!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
It was mitten in the stars.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!