Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
After all is sled and done.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
We've reached the point of snow return.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
How Rudolf you to say that!
Can I Alp you?
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Icy what you did there!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Whatever coats your boat.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.