The weather outside is snow joke.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Can I Alp you?
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Variety is the ice of life.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!