Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
That was thaw-some!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Icy what you did there!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
It’s a winterful day!
How Rudolf you to say that!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Variety is the ice of life.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
It was mitten in the stars.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
The weather outside is snow joke.
We've reached the point of snow return.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!