What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
It’s a winterful day!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
It was mitten in the stars.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Variety is the ice of life.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
That was thaw-some!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
I only have ice for you!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Icy what you did there!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.