What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
How Rudolf you to say that!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
That was thaw-some!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Can I Alp you?
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Skiing is believing!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Whatever coats your boat.
We've reached the point of snow return.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
It was mitten in the stars.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.