What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
It was mitten in the stars.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
After all is sled and done.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Whatever coats your boat.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
I only have ice for you!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Variety is the ice of life.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Icy what you did there!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.