How Rudolf you to say that!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
The weather outside is snow joke.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Icy what you did there!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
It was mitten in the stars.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Variety is the ice of life.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Skiing is believing!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
We've reached the point of snow return.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!