What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
I’m browsing the winter-net.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
The weather outside is snow joke.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!