What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
It’s a winterful day!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
We've reached the point of snow return.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Can I Alp you?
I’m browsing the winter-net.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
After all is sled and done.