Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
I only have ice for you!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
We've reached the point of snow return.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Icy what you did there!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
After all is sled and done.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.