What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
It’s a winterful day!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Icy what you did there!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
After all is sled and done.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
It was mitten in the stars.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
That was thaw-some!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.