For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Can I Alp you?
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
The weather outside is snow joke.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
How Rudolf you to say that!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Variety is the ice of life.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Whatever coats your boat.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!