An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
The weather outside is snow joke.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
After all is sled and done.
Skiing is believing!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Icy what you did there!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!