No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Variety is the ice of life.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
How Rudolf you to say that!
After all is sled and done.
Icy what you did there!
Skiing is believing!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
We've reached the point of snow return.
It’s a winterful day!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...