Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
It was mitten in the stars.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
The weather outside is snow joke.
We've reached the point of snow return.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Can I Alp you?
Whatever coats your boat.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Skiing is believing!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.