It was mitten in the stars.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
I only have ice for you!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Can I Alp you?
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
After all is sled and done.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
The weather outside is snow joke.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.