Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
It was mitten in the stars.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
I only have ice for you!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Can I Alp you?
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
After all is sled and done.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Skiing is believing!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
It’s a winterful day!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Whatever coats your boat.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.