What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Icy what you did there!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
We've reached the point of snow return.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Variety is the ice of life.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
How Rudolf you to say that!
It’s a winterful day!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
The weather outside is snow joke.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Skiing is believing!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
After all is sled and done.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.