Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Whatever coats your boat.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
After all is sled and done.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Icy what you did there!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Variety is the ice of life.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Ice simply love it when it snows!