Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
I only have ice for you!
That was thaw-some!
It was mitten in the stars.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
The weather outside is snow joke.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
How Rudolf you to say that!
Icy what you did there!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Skiing is believing!
We've reached the point of snow return.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
It’s a winterful day!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Whatever coats your boat.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Can I Alp you?
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.