It was mitten in the stars.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
I only have ice for you!
Whatever coats your boat.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Skiing is believing!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
We've reached the point of snow return.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
It’s a winterful day!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
The weather outside is snow joke.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
That was thaw-some!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
How Rudolf you to say that!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
You’re sledding a fine line there.