Variety is the ice of life.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
The weather outside is snow joke.
We've reached the point of snow return.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
How Rudolf you to say that!
Skiing is believing!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
I only have ice for you!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Ice simply love it when it snows!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren