What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
It’s a winterful day!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Icy what you did there!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
We've reached the point of snow return.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Skiing is believing!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
It was mitten in the stars.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Variety is the ice of life.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.