No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Can I Alp you?
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Variety is the ice of life.
After all is sled and done.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
I only have ice for you!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Icy what you did there!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Skiing is believing!
It’s a winterful day!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
We've reached the point of snow return.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.