What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
That was thaw-some!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Variety is the ice of life.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
It was mitten in the stars.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Can I Alp you?
We've reached the point of snow return.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
It’s a winterful day!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
Skiing is believing!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
After all is sled and done.