The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
We've reached the point of snow return.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Icy what you did there!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Variety is the ice of life.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
How Rudolf you to say that!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
Whatever coats your boat.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Ice simply love it when it snows!
It’s a winterful day!
After all is sled and done.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Can I Alp you?
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Skiing is believing!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.