Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.