My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!