Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.