Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”