Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.