Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.