What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado's are blown up.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.