I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
This very fair weather actually makes me feel like a feather!
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.