There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death.
"Jokes on you," I said. "If I die in battle, I'll go straight to Valhalla."
What's the difference between a Viking and that one Bond movie where he's in space?
One's *Moonraker*, the other's a rune maker.
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
Where do Viking warrior scrabble champions go when they die?
Vowel-halla