How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
Why are Scandinavian women so hot?
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones.
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.