Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
Did the Vikings believe in reincarnation?
That's a re-Thorical question.
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death.
"Jokes on you," I said. "If I die in battle, I'll go straight to Valhalla."
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.