What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?
Its so they can scan-de-navien
Why are Scandinavian women so hot?
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones.
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
Did you hear about the viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue?
It was Thor.
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?
Barberians.
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
Did the Vikings believe in reincarnation?
That's a re-Thorical question.
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.