What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla