Viking Puns

Your interest in puns will be Bjorn again after reading these Viking puns.

Viking Puns

Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
Did the Vikings believe in reincarnation?
That's a re-Thorical question.
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death.
"Jokes on you," I said. "If I die in battle, I'll go straight to Valhalla."
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.