What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.