Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?
Barberians.
My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death.
"Jokes on you," I said. "If I die in battle, I'll go straight to Valhalla."
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre.
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.