Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
Did you hear about the viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue?
It was Thor.
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.
The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
Did you hear about the viking cannibal?
He had a Swede-tooth.
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings