There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
What do you call a viking who is attracted to both genders?
Biking
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
What is a Viking's favorite music?
Ragnarock.
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?
Its so they can scan-de-navien
Why are Scandinavian women so hot?
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones.
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
Did you hear about the viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue?
It was Thor.
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?
Barberians.
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
Did the Vikings believe in reincarnation?
That's a re-Thorical question.
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.