Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?
Barberians.
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
What do you call a viking who is attracted to both genders?
Biking
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
Did you hear about the viking cannibal?
He had a Swede-tooth.
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre.
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
How can you tell if you're at a classy Viking restaurant?
They have Valhallet parking
Where did the Viking buy his guitar?
Nordstrom's
Did you hear about the viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue?
It was Thor.
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
What's the difference between a Viking and that one Bond movie where he's in space?
One's *Moonraker*, the other's a rune maker.
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.