What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre.
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
Where did the Viking buy his guitar?
Nordstrom's
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
Where do Viking warrior scrabble champions go when they die?
Vowel-halla
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?
Its so they can scan-de-navien
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Y'allhalla.
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
Did you hear about the viking cannibal?
He had a Swede-tooth.
Did you hear about the viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue?
It was Thor.
My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death.
"Jokes on you," I said. "If I die in battle, I'll go straight to Valhalla."
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?
Barberians.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.