What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
Did the Vikings believe in reincarnation?
That's a re-Thorical question.
How can you tell if you're at a classy Viking restaurant?
They have Valhallet parking
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
My friends and I are starting a disco group.
We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.
We call ourselves: The Pillage People.
Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?
Its so they can scan-de-navien
Vikings weren't exactly the best at drinking contests.
They were quite MEADiocre.
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
Where do Viking warrior scrabble champions go when they die?
Vowel-halla
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
Did you hear about the viking cannibal?
He had a Swede-tooth.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?
Barberians.
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death.
"Jokes on you," I said. "If I die in battle, I'll go straight to Valhalla."
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
What do you call a Viking who is really good at basketball?
a Vallhalla Balla.
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.