Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I dig you a hole lot.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
I wood never leaf you.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I think you’re dandelion.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I “lub” you.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
My love for you is like no otter.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I'm fondue you, it's true
You’re the queen of my heart.
I followed my heart to you.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.