I've been thinking of U periodically.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I find you very a-peeling.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Yoda one for me!
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I loaf you.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
We make a great pear
I'm fondue you, it's true
I can heartly wait to see you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
My love for you is like no otter.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I dig you a hole lot.
I whale always love you.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I think I found my perfect match
You're acute Valentine.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
You have a pizza my heart.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I fence-y you.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I’m fondue you.
You're the ruler of my heart.