You're acute Valentine.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
We make a great pear
You have a pizza my heart.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I followed my heart to you.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
I dig you a hole lot.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I love you meow and forever.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I think I found my perfect match
Every piece of you is sweet.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I loaf you.
I sulfur when you argon.
I “lub” you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I can heartly wait to see you.
I’m fondue you.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.