You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I think I found my perfect match
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
My love for you is like no otter.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
You’re as sweet as Pi.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I'm fondue you, it's true
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I followed my heart to you.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
We make a great pear
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
You're acute Valentine.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I loaf you.
I whale always love you.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I fence-y you.
I think you’re dandelion.
You have a pizza my heart.
My love for you simply radiates.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Every piece of you is sweet.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!