I “lub” you.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I fence-y you.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
Every piece of you is sweet.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I'm fondue you, it's true
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I think you’re dandelion.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I think I found my perfect match
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I’m fondue you.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I loaf you.
I dig you a hole lot.
I wood never leaf you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
You're the ruler of my heart.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
We make a great pear
You’re as sweet as Pi.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
My love for you simply radiates.
I followed my heart to you.