Yoda one for me!
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
My love for you simply radiates.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
You have a pizza my heart.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Every piece of you is sweet.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
I wood never leaf you.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I whale always love you.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I sulfur when you argon.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I loaf you.
I’m fondue you.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I love you dairy much.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
I “lub” you.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
We make a great pear
I'm fondue you, it's true