I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
My love for you simply radiates.
I think you’re dandelion.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I find you very a-peeling.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
I wood never leaf you.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I’m fondue you.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Yoda one for me!
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I dig you a hole lot.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
You have a pizza my heart.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
You're the ruler of my heart.
I loaf you.
I “lub” you.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
I think I found my perfect match
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I followed my heart to you.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!