You have a pizza my heart.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Every piece of you is sweet.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
I love you meow and forever.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
You’re the queen of my heart.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I loaf you.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
My love for you simply radiates.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
I’m fondue you.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I sulfur when you argon.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I “lub” you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
I think I found my perfect match
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I dig you a hole lot.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.