From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
You have a pizza my heart.
Yoda one for me!
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
We’ve got serious chemistry.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I can heartly wait to see you.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I love you meow and forever.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Every piece of you is sweet.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
You're acute Valentine.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
You're the ruler of my heart.
You’re the queen of my heart.
We make a great pear
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I think you’re dandelion.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
I fence-y you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I find you very a-peeling.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I “lub” you.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
I wood never leaf you.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!