Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
I wood never leaf you.
I find you very a-peeling.
I think I found my perfect match
You’re the queen of my heart.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I “lub” you.
I can heartly wait to see you.
I dig you a hole lot.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
My love for you simply radiates.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I love you meow and forever.
We make a great pear
I sulfur when you argon.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
I fence-y you.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I whale always love you.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I followed my heart to you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
My love for you is like no otter.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.
I love you dairy much.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.