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Unicorn Puns
Did you hear the one about the genius unicorn who aced every subject? Yeah, he was a real A corn.
Did you hear about the monk who was caught molesting kids? Yeah, bastard was telling the poor kids to touch his eunuch-horn.
Have you seen Jake’s new custom trumpet? Yeah, that’s quite a unique horn, I’d know it anywhere.
Koala Puns
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Divorce Puns
The king and queen of the animal kingdom were having marriage trouble.
"You're a cheetah!" said one to the other. "Oh yeah?" she replied,
"You're a lion!"
Funny Haiku
I like kittens, YEAH!
They are really fluffy, YEAH!
OMG KITTENS.
April Fools Jokes
Alright 2020, you’ve had your fun.
Now say ‘April fools’ and let us get back to our lives, yeah?
Beach Puns
Shell yeah.
Geology Puns
Did you know that geologists are athletic? Yeah, I read it in Quartz illustrated.
Mountain Puns
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
One Liners for Kids
Did you hear about the circus fire? Yeah, it was in'tents'.
Music Puns
Musicians?
Oh yeah, we think outside the Bach’s.
Christian Pick Up Lines
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.