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Wanting Jokes

Crow Puns
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
Funny Aging Quotes
"I have successfully completed the thirty-year transition from wanting to stay up late to just wanting to go to bed." - Unknown
Funny Limericks
A young gourmet dining at Crewe,
Found a rather large mouse in his stew.
Said the waiter, Don't shout,
And wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one, too.
Irish Puns
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
Funny Break Up Lines
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Theater Puns
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Break Up Lines
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."