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Walls Jokes

Corn Puns
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Prison Puns
Why is Facebook like jail? You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you really don't know.
Friendship Quotes
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
Computer Puns
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Funny Limericks
I'm papering walls in the loo,
And quite frankly I haven't a clue.
For the pattern's all wrong,
Or the paper's too long,
And I'm stuck to the toilet with glue.
Tennis Puns
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
Christian Pick Up Lines
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.