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Tip Jokes
Tip Jokes
Toilet Paper Puns
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Snow Puns
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
Doctor Puns
A guy walks into the doctors office complaining of rectal pain, upon examination, the doctor exclaims "Buddy, theres a piece of lettuce coming out of your butt!"
The guy looks to the doctor and says "thats only the tip of the iceburg!"
Bacon Puns
Did you hear about the policeman who tried to make love to a bacon slicer?
He had a tip off.
Lettuce Puns
I ran out of toilet paper, so started wiping using lettuce leaves
But I'm scared this is the tip of the iceberg.
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
Food Poems
When you tip the ketchup bottle,
First will come a little, then a lot'll.
Volleyball Puns
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Funny Parenting Quotes
"Mom Pro Tip – If you’re old enough to critique what I put in your lunch, you’re old enough to make it yourself." – Unknown