There Jokes

Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
Hello there, how do you brew?