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Southern Jokes

River Puns
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Bacon Puns
How is bacon like southern Europe?
It's got a lot of Greece in it.
Viking Puns
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Y'allhalla.
Pickle Puns
What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods.
A hill-dilly.
Monster Puns
How do you kill a southern vampire?
You bless his heart.
France Puns
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Penguin Puns
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!